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Media and police - helpful info

townie | 19.06.2001 14:37

Since channel 4 sees fit to selectively show articles from this very website, and the police and press seem to think the wombles were behind the violence in gothenburg (???!!??!?), here is a little guide for all the thick twats working for the police/press.

I've seen hysterical right wing journalists do better investigations than this so called 'police intelligence'. They don't have a fucking clue who is doing what, nor do the press... they are entirely lost, like small children trying to figure out just why the world is so horrible.

The fact is, THEY DO NOT HAVE A CLUE. So the fbi, cia, and mi5, because you obviously are too fucking thick to work these things out for yourselves, this is how it works.

There are PEACEFUL PROTESTERS. These are the really nasty ones, they come with whistles and music and love. You should definately target these ones out for tear gas and rubber bullets!

There are WHITE OVERALLS. These guys are just here to protect the peaceful protesters. If they're padded up, there ain't a whole lot you can do with them, but steal their padding and they can be treated as peaceful protesters above.

There are MASKED ANARCHISTS. This is a bit more tricky. I know that you have to be mentally deficient to work for the police, but with a few hours to spare maybe you can make sense of this one. Not everyone wearing a mask is guaranteed to be violent. They probably just don't want to end up in your photo album of 'who shall we harrass this year'. Then there are guys slinging rocks. Some of them will be your work collegues, in fact it could be you reading this now, known amongst people with brains as 'agent provocateurs' but you can just call them 'brain-dead state-slaves', a term which applies to ALL POLICE.

As for the real masked anarchists, the ones wielding stones, well i suppose you could call their threat as serious as all-out nuclear war. These people are heavily armed, with stones and balaclavas and sometimes sticks. They even defend themselves when their rights are abused. It is vitally important that these 'blocks in the system' are destroyed as quickly as possible.


Ok, Now all you secret service, corporate cocksucking undercover sissy boys know what the score is... go out and kill some civilians, do it for your country.

townie
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