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'Nun of the Above' stands against Glenda Jackson

noon blue apples | 17.05.2001 18:24


NEWS RELEASE: Glenda Jackson vs. The Nuns


Nun of the Above is a serious but entertaining new venture in British Politics that, for the first time, gives people the chance to place a vote simply of dissatisfaction with the candidates on offer. Our candidate's name will be at the bottom of the ballot paper, under the moniker: "Nun of the Above".

This election, Sister Xnunoftheabove will be standing against Glenda Jackson in the Hampstead and Highgate constituency (dressed as a nun), giving disenfranchised voters the opportunity to have their voice heard AND vote.

Nun of the Above is not just about giving everyone a laugh, but really does have the potential to provide a valuable insight into what the voting public actually feels: at present, many of those who dislike all available candidates do not vote at all, and others plump for whoever they hate least.

Nun of the Above is fun and stimulating - nobody has a political tub to thump as such, and the nun outfits help to, er, subtly underline our light-hearted attitude.

With legal and PR departments, as well as canvassers and grass roots members, Nun of the Above comprises a well-organised, highly-qualified, humourous and (especially dressed in habits) stunningly photogenic bunch, available immediately for interview in the press, television, and radio.

Feel free to get in touch with me at work or with the sisterhood directly.

THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL PARTY.

To find out more call our Apathy Hotline:
07092 123 825

 http://www.nunoftheabove.org

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- Homepage: http://www.nunoftheabove.org