Forget the lies, half truths and state propoganda that has been said about Mayday - here is the real story:

On May 1st a crack team of highly trained anarchist pastry chefs will descend on London vowing to cover the capital in custard. This will be known to future generations as Operation Dessert Storm and we are talking Pie-rect action. The pastry chefs, who include Agent Orange creme, comrade creme brulee and Brigadier Banoffee, will be making this day custards last stand. This action will be effective in making the state look like the raspberry fools they are. They will get just desserts. Wee call on all of the working class to join us in this fun day out and to put a smile back on the faces of the oppressed.

If any flan flingers do get taken into custardy, you can be sure that unlike the pies the charges won't stick.

Here is the recipe that was handed down to us by revolutionaries of years gone by:

10 kg of flour
1 kg of sugar
water to make it sticky
yellow food colouring
vanilla essence (optional)
Mix it alltogether, stick it on a paper plate and :-)
...Serves 50.