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What YOU can do to make the world happy and more beautiful. 6 easy and enjoyful

Make me happy | 02.04.2001 11:34

What YOU can do to make the world happy
and more beautiful. 6 easy and enjoyful ways.
(If you turn number 6 upside down you will have
9 ways.)

. If you have small selfadhesive ads you can
go to a mall and paste these small beauties
on whatever you find suitable.

2. Can you change the timestamp in public
transport equipments? Then go ahead and
do it. This will spare you a dime or two.

3. Why are all those vacant taxis standing
at the taxirank. Get busy and go to a
phonebooth and call them away.

4. Do you know what a Swissarmyknife is?
You can cut off corporation lines, for
example. Let you imagine flow.

5. A new softwar software offers you to
cause some confusion among the sons
of wolves. Don`t hate the information
higway. Be the information highway.

6. Was there a wrong parked car on the
sidewalk? Go ahead and give a lesson.
Use something sharp to remodify
the look of that car.

Just remember that big brother is watching.
You don`t want to run into any trouble.
So watch out for those surveillance cameras
and those dirty potential informers.

Make me happy

Comments

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Waste of Time

02.04.2001 12:52

All the above are particularly worth doing - especially if you are a really sad individual or just not very bright...

Paul Edwards


No time to waste

02.04.2001 14:16

There`s no time to waste.
The sooner you get on with it, the better.

Apparently there is a person on line who represents the
Murdoch(murder inc.) corporation.

Do not pay notice to him.
Maybe an infiltrator.

Out of the wastebag


Save Palistinian Children

02.04.2001 16:16

Thousends of Palistinian childern have been injured. Please stop this ethnic cleansing.

Bob


maybe

02.04.2001 17:33

maybe the person from murdoch is YOU! The style of reporting and bad use of langauge certainly seems to fit.

just


No murders on line, please.

02.04.2001 18:04

I suggest you do something creative instead of
ruining this important mediadesk with a lot of
cheap redneck comments.

Hoover and I


On negativity

04.04.2001 03:55

Cheered me up!

adillkno
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