A Campaign has been launched in Bristol to get a positive vote for NOBODY in May's local elections. Rather than advocate abstention the NOBODY campaign team are urging people to write NOBODY or NONE OF THE ABOVE on their ballot papers. These will be counted as spoilt ballot papers and if these are gresater in number than the votes cast for the winner the ward in question will be declared an autonmous zone free from council control. Campaign slogans include VOTE FOR NOBODY BECAUSE NOBODY CARES and NOBODY GIVES A FUCK and NOBODY WILL KEEP THEIR PROMISES. An active campaign of NOBODY kissing babies and NOBODY intervening in the other candidates meetings is promised. It is hoped the campaign will spread nationally so that NOBODY storms home countrywide on May 3rd.