The US Defence Threat Reduction Agency (DTRA) has admitted monitoring a Scottish distillery because they claim that "'tweaks’ to the process can create something very pleasant (whisky) or deadly (chemical weapons)."
Maybe there is a funny side to this, but on the other hand, if they stretch their arm (and their budget) this far, what does it tell us about how far their mass psychosis has progressed. What else are they spending money to monitor ?
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