The guy who wrote the letter of complaint sent the following letter to the Mill Road Social Centre:

"To chaps at Wilco,

Have been to police station to report myself as having been particularly unpleasant and antagonistic towards you. I told them that I started the nastiness and that I regret it sincerely.

I shall keep well away from you [and] leave you to your thing in peace.

Many many apologies.

They are awaiting your photography of my wife and me so please feel free to hand them in. I hope that they are in focus and show my better side!!!!"

In fact, both he and his wife turned up at the open meeting, so all is bonhomie and the best in the best of possible worlds again. It's good to see that the positive way that the Mill Road Social Centre is going about things is already turning hearts and (dare I say) minds.