The eco-warriors will need hard standing for our vehicles, caravans, and tow trucks and enough space for all our tools and equipment and resources for the planned influx of road protesters (tents, blankets, sleeping bags, clothing, food, etc).
We will be moving from our present site in Enfield Middlesex as soon as we have a new site close to the planned Bexhill to Hastings link road and enough diesel and drivers for the long and winding journey to the battlefield.
Everyone in the environmental movement already knows who we are – the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers (also known as the Enfield Eight) - War on Waste (Slow Tony), K Ring Technologies (Jacko), Elite Events (Sam), and the Earth Aid Environmental Campaign (Nick), plus our pet dogs and a supporting cast of thousands of environmental activists, most of whom prefer to remain Anonymous.
We may be homeless eco-warriors but we are also environmental scientists conducting research into the very latest advanced breakthrough technologies such as fueling internal combustion engines with hydrogen produced by electrolysis of water at the point of ignition.
As well as providing a support base for environmental campaigners we also promote the development and practical application of genuine solutions to the global warming crisis which is driving humanity to extinction this century as a result of the burning of fossil fuels.
It will probably take a miracle to stop the alarming increase in global temperatures that the thousands of United Nations scientists predict will rise by anything from 4 to 10 degrees Celsius within the next 40 years wiping out all life on earth including the human race, but we must stop global warming at any cost, even if it means overthrowing our corrupt and crooked government with a Revolution.
Auditions for our reality tv show for the children entitled “Can You Save the Human Race?” which is all about how the Freedom Fighters in Britain are desperately working to try to ensure the survival of future generations will be held shortly.
Anyone who has a suitable site near Combe Haven Valley in East Sussex that we can use as a support base for the working class eco-warriors preparing for the Second Battle of Hastings to fight the Alien Invasion that is killing humanity is asked to call me urgently at any time on 07883242168.
Liberty, fraternity, egalite,
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Working class ?
17.02.2013 15:16
Not sure what class I am
dream on
17.02.2013 15:16
council estate
Nutter
17.02.2013 16:58
Vicarious Experience
Analysis.
17.02.2013 18:25
Is that a meteorite at the top under the word "roads". That's really spooky because that meteorite that landed in Russia has just happened and now we see an ancient tapestry released on IMCUK with a meteorite on it. Also, what's that bird to the right of the meteorite, is that a turkey or a chicken? Maybe its a griffin or a baby peacock? Whatever it is, whats it got to do with road building and why is it pointing to the word "nowhere" above. Is that a sort of Nichian/Orwellian "Utopian" reference to some existential crisis of modern Capitalism or is it just a coincidence?
Also, what's going on with the dinosaur, badger, bat combo along the bottom panel? I know about badgers and bats in the English countryside but whats the deal with the dinosaur?
I'm also intrigued by the people holding the banners too. The attractive blonde on the left hand side looks angry and has a banner saying "Stop the Hastings Link Road" which is what I would expect and maybe she knows the redhead girl on the right hand side who is obviously shouting something while holding her banner saying "No road here". But there is something definately shifty about the well dressed man in the middle (not the one of the tractor, the one in the yellow and blue hooped pullover). He isn't angry or shouting or annoyed, he seems crafty and a bit evil, almost like he's pretending to be a protester but he's actually an undercover cop. Notice how ambiguous his banner is..."No way"! What does that actually mean mean? Is it a definite article of speach or is it deliberately ambiguous so as to avoid problems of association and implicatiowhen it finally breaks in the MSM (probably the Guardian) five years later that he was a undercover cop who had sex with everybody?
And lastly before I leave this particular comment I want to express my dissapointment that the arrow which is in George Osbourne's eye is in actual fact, on closer inspection, not actually in his eye, it is carefully balance on his eyebrow. That almost certainly is why there is no blood gushing from the wound that the arrow would certainly make if it were actually fired from a longbow directly into the Chancellor's eye, probably at very close range. Not only that but the chancellor isn't wearing a seat belt and the tractor isn't actually in gear. Also, where is the tractors exhaust pipe?
On the whole I feel that this tapestry is probably a fake and wasn't actually knitted in 1267AD as the article doesn't bother stating.
Simon "anonymous" Shama.
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17.02.2013 18:41
Yes, you must be able to show you're "working class" papers at the protest gate before you will be let in. If you do not have your "working class" credentials to hand at the gate, please provide at least three utility bills, membership cards to blockbuster and love-film or evidence that you earn a minimum of £32,000 per annum and have a current bank account or mortgage.
No trainers or jeans except when our photographers are taking your picture during your stay with us.
Jeremy