THE SCANDAL of the police chief inspector who was not prosecuted for shoplifting, despite the CPS admitting there was enough evidence, is the main story in the latest Porkbolter, the radical newsletter from Worthing, West Sussex.
The Yule 2008 edition also looks at how Worthing's two MPs had nothing of any use to say on the matter, while focusing their efforts instead on the ins and outs of Strictly Come Dancing.
An exclusive analysis reveals how Worthing Lions are out to sabotage the War Effort and bring down the Holy British Empire by sending troops crap food supplies and there is news of a big month-long campaign for freedom in the seaside town, including a protest starting at the town hall on Saturday March 14.
The edition is also available as a pdf.