Breaking News // Animal Rights Activists Being Held by Security MRC Harwell

The "atomic police"? Have they been watching Hot Fuzz or something? What the fuck are "the atomic police"?

We had some mad bloke trying to open the doors of the car. When he could not get in he asked us to open them when a teenage boy asked why he said that he wanted to smash his face in! He then said we would be sorry cos the atomic police were coming with guns and he laughed manically. Sure enough the "atomic" police did come and they did have guns but told the MRC to let us go so they were quite nice really not like the Medical Research Council who kidnapped us and even seemed to want us shot! They also torture dogs and mice at Harwell and are building lots of new labs.

Harwell like all nuclear establishments have their own police force including CID, forget the correct name though.

To save you the time of possibly getting knicked by the animal rights activists I've been there before for reasons I will not put up on here. Its mostly lab rats with genetic diseases that are there so that people can do research into deafness and other diseases. Basically some genetic diseases in rats are fairly similar to human genetic diseases in make up. I mean rats and animals are mammals. They are treated perfectly fine and in fact in the wild they would be much worse off. Mainly because they would be eaten by predators and what not. So really theyre just trying to help people. P.S getting behind the fence is a bad idea Harwell do have nuclear police mainly to stop people from nicking nuclear stuff but I'm sure they would be happy to stop you animal rights activists.