This evening 30th October, Shell, the notorious Oil Corporation undertook a corporate recruitment initiative at Nottingham University. Simultaneously a few students engaged in a little anti-corporate counter-recruitment initiative.
Shell : Hell
In a packed room of around 100 students (how depressing that so many supposedly well educated human beings would be interested in working for the evil oil empire) with copious shiny corporate brochures, shell recruiters prepared to give their presentation. Some students were on the doors handing out fliers, detailing a few of shells many evil exploits and endeavours. Unfortunately it seems that Shell have learnt from their mistakes (see last year’s episode: 
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2008/03/393166.html) and opted for the presentation-and-buffet approach rather than the more risky student-participation approach.
Before Shell could begin, two students appeared in front of the glossy corporate displays, one dressed as death, the other sporting a ‘HELL” T-shirt holding a banner reading: “What Shell and Cevron have done to Ogoni people, land, streams, creeks and the atmosphere amounts to genocide. The soul of the Ogoni people is dying and I am witness to that fact.” – Ken Saro Wiwa R.I.P
To everyone’s surprise the main RP-cyborg invited the student protestors to say a few words. Death rose to challenge and explained why he was holding the banner and the significance of it’s message, and then proceeded to read it aloud to the attentive audience.
Then the onslaught began and Shell ‘busted out’ their uber-flash corporate-as-fuck presentation, hypnotising the captive audience with slick animations and extensive use of totally out-of-all-context phrases like ‘community development’, ‘creative challenges’ and ‘culture’.
To everyone's surprise Shell didn't attempt a 'Greenwash presentation' -disingenuously emphasising 'green' credentials and token gestures in renewables development- in the style of corporations like E.ON, but quite bluntly outlined the extent of their Oil, Gas and Chemicals businesses. In fact, the phrase 'climate change' was not uttered once throughout the presentation.
No time was given for questions (they’re clever this year aren’t they!), and the presentation ended with the mesmerized sheep being directed towards the buffet. Sadly it seems genocide, environmental destruction, climate change-profiteering and lies can all be excused or at least forgotten if your buffet is posh enough.
Certainly our intrepid leafleteers and brave banner-bearers will have countered the corporate sheen somewhat, and made the more conscientious students think twice about working for an unethical empire like Shell. But we must not underestimate the power that flashy animations and bourgeois buffets can wield. In honesty, if students still want to work for Shell after reading the leaflets and hearing Death’s talk, perhaps they deserve the empty fate that awaits in the faceless ivory towers of Shell Corporation.
The propaganda war goes on. Shell have learnt some lessons, so shall we.
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2008/03/393166.html) and opted for the presentation-and-buffet approach rather than the more risky student-participation approach. Before Shell could begin, two students appeared in front of the glossy corporate displays, one dressed as death, the other sporting a ‘HELL” T-shirt holding a banner reading: “What Shell and Cevron have done to Ogoni people, land, streams, creeks and the atmosphere amounts to genocide. The soul of the Ogoni people is dying and I am witness to that fact.” – Ken Saro Wiwa R.I.P
To everyone’s surprise the main RP-cyborg invited the student protestors to say a few words. Death rose to challenge and explained why he was holding the banner and the significance of it’s message, and then proceeded to read it aloud to the attentive audience.
Then the onslaught began and Shell ‘busted out’ their uber-flash corporate-as-fuck presentation, hypnotising the captive audience with slick animations and extensive use of totally out-of-all-context phrases like ‘community development’, ‘creative challenges’ and ‘culture’.
To everyone's surprise Shell didn't attempt a 'Greenwash presentation' -disingenuously emphasising 'green' credentials and token gestures in renewables development- in the style of corporations like E.ON, but quite bluntly outlined the extent of their Oil, Gas and Chemicals businesses. In fact, the phrase 'climate change' was not uttered once throughout the presentation.
No time was given for questions (they’re clever this year aren’t they!), and the presentation ended with the mesmerized sheep being directed towards the buffet. Sadly it seems genocide, environmental destruction, climate change-profiteering and lies can all be excused or at least forgotten if your buffet is posh enough.
Certainly our intrepid leafleteers and brave banner-bearers will have countered the corporate sheen somewhat, and made the more conscientious students think twice about working for an unethical empire like Shell. But we must not underestimate the power that flashy animations and bourgeois buffets can wield. In honesty, if students still want to work for Shell after reading the leaflets and hearing Death’s talk, perhaps they deserve the empty fate that awaits in the faceless ivory towers of Shell Corporation.
The propaganda war goes on. Shell have learnt some lessons, so shall we.
Well Done!
31.10.2008 01:09
Shell Wild Lie from http://risingtide.org.uk/
Shell -100 years is enough!
This briefing gives some background information on Shell. The feeling behind it is that Shell is a undesirable company through and through; there is not just the occasional slip up of bad practice; and we are not calling for a reform of its business, but for the corporation's citizenship of the planet to be revoked, for the company to cease to inflict itself upon the earth.
Pat
Brilliant!
01.11.2008 09:48
you will have influenced those students more than you know!
brilliant action!
Student