Being a former director of software company PCM-UK does not make you Goebbels overnight, no matter how much one post's snide racist remarks about Barack Obama and Mo Farah. The GB internet far right cult Bluehand became such an absolute laughing stock even amongst fellow fascists, his online dating exploits a miserable flop, @ublocks is willing the Merseyside police to call swinging a pair of stainless steel handcuffs to his lonely abode. This would make the horrific racist troll, who likes to accuse socialists of being paedophiles, feel important for the first ever time in his forlorn, forsaken, ignored existence.
Standing alone in a courtroom, farting nervously as the judge deliberates over his sentence, being reported by the media as a common criminal would be the big-time gig he never quite achieved, his grand star turn finally come true. Forget sneaking rude words into Beatles classics to one man and his dog in a low-to-heel boozer, being locked up as a racist lowlife would be Leslie's egotistical raison d'etre, a three line entry into the local rag that #bluehand could never ever deliver in a month of Sundays.