Yaxley's Last Stand

Accused of money laundering and tax evasion, the tin-pot dictator from Luton has been losing revenue ever since disgruntled rank-and-file members have left to join other far right groups. EDL bigwigs, Lennon included, meanwhile continually shoot paranoid videos calling NWI members "splitters" and neo-Nazis, but when the going gets tough, the Luton coward who is famous for buggering-off under pressure, assumes his dissident nationalists will be willing sheep to the slaughter.

Leaders of the NWI, BNP and NF call the EDL "false flag nationalists", and cokehead Kevin and Tommy's visit to the states funded by neo-conservative backers (Tommy pictured wearing a Zionist badge), does little to quell the fury of the "splitters". The NWI clearly state on their facebook and Twitter sites they loathe Jewish people as much as Muslims, so how many dissenters will be willing to eat humble pie and become pawns of the "New World Order" on General Yaxley's orders?

Yaxley Lennon has seen EDL-branded clothing merchandising income fall month by month, but with American millionaires willing to fund trans-Atlantic jaunts at a moment's notice, is the tanning salon twerp inviting the NWI people back merely in the hope of selling a few more hoodies to nazis, or has he other, more egotistical plans in-mind?

On Thursday night, Kevin and Tommy held a top secret meeting with British Freedom Party financers (video-conferenced to New York City) to thrash out their "top-secret political strategy" to step-by-step replace local BNP and NF groups throughout the United Kingdom.

Nick Griffin is regarded by everyone without exception as a dead duck, but unless Tommy renounces violence, there is a cat in hells chance the aging curtain twitchers who gave the BNP inroads between 2003 to 2005 will get out and vote for a bunch of pissed-up football hooligans.

In the face of diminishing numbers of EDL members attending demos, and would-be supporters baulking away from their confrontational street methods if not their ethos, "Baldrick Robinson" has a cunning masterplan to turn from bitter and twisted ex-hoolie to Belfast-style peacemaker.

The EDL's publicly announced return to Walthamstow on Saturday the 27th of October deliberately coincides with the annual anarchist bookfair, with the deliberate aim of maximising violent street confrontation.

The presence of exiled thugs like Snowy the "Llama Harmer" and Liam Pinkham in London (if thick enough to fall into their trap) would create a less one-sided battle than their last visit to the borough, but it would further alienate their British Freedom Party guise at the ballot box, so if the EDL are, as many people now believe, following trans-Atlantic orders to create a "controlled far right movement", why indeed is Yaxley Lennon be leading his troops into the EDL's Little Big Horn?

Leading lights of the EDL have been twittering with careless bravado about how they will "give more than they get" this time. Incitement to create disorder, sure. Arrests..... er..... NO???

And why give the game away to the opposition via Twitter and Facebook if this was not a deliberate ploy?

Imagine Alex Ferguson posting game tactics on the net before the big game with rivals Manchester City?

They obviously plan to throw a few surprises along the way, even if the combined IQ of the EDL leadership is less than a speck of plankton. More than likely, they will change the EDL will change their arrival plans at the last minute to try to double-cross Plod and Antifa, but the cops will surely surround the violent fascists in the end.

They will more than likely arrive "unannounced" from different directions in what their idol Adolf Hitler called a "panzer movement" stopping train drivers and station staff from holding wildcat strikes, hoping to successfully sneak into multicultural neighbourhoods to start fights. Perhaps they might even try to project a crappy dubbed-in anti-Islamic film onto a makeshift screen in the middle of town, hotwired from a police moped battery, at the whim of their American backers, hoping to make good Yaxley's status as "martyr".

Whether or not Yaxley Custer will cut a dash before the shit kicks off with cousin Kevin in tow, is your guess or mine, but it doesn't take a Nobel rocket scientist to see the EDL leader priming (supposedly) reconciled North West Infidel rivals in the skirmish, ready and waiting to wash his hands of the volatile cannon fodder rebels when things get ugly. The NWI boneheaded footsoldiers likely to be dealt with far harsher by the courts than the average EDL follower, once the NWI are incarcerated en-masse, out steps Saint Robinson heralding a new "non-violent, middle of the road British Nationalism".

The NWI off the streets and effectively disbanded, the EDL will rule supreme, and all future street protests will be cancelled in favour of the Ballot box, cowardly Lennon lauded as a heroic peacemaker by the the worldwide anti-jihad movement.

Will the rebels fall into the honeytrap?