The BNP's dating agency

Tom the gossip | 09.08.2006 15:25 | Anti-racism | Repression | Social Struggles

Let's all go out with Mark Collett. You know it makes sense!

At least three of the BNP's glitterati, Mark Collett, Martin Reynolds and Dave Hannam, are using the internet dating agency, Faceparty, to score. Perfectly understandable in Collet's case, of course, because he's a weasel-faced little slimeball by anyone's standards and must be desperate since he lost his puncture repair kit, but Griffin-bodyguard Martin Reynolds is also using it and he, tut-tut, is married.

Obviously too much muscle for just one woman, he's after a Dawn French/Lisa Tarbuck lookalike. With a self-deprecating name like 'hugebiceps', which is what he calls himself, he shouldn't have much difficulty. Still, you know what they say about people with big muscles...

Bringing up the rear, so to speak, is Dave Hannam, the boss of BNP-front nationalist music company Great White Records. You would have expected a record producer to have been able to score but apparently not, even with the first of the BNP's musical offerings having just been released to critical, er, indifference.

Take a look at these bozos.

http://www.faceparty.com/mark318

http://www.faceparty.com/hugebiceps

http://www.faceparty.com/david755

Griffin, naturally, is taking the moral high ground. In response to a query from Joe Owens about this bunch, he responded thus:

'As regards the dating agency stuff this is the first time I've had any links to it so will look very shortly (doing ID final prrofs this morning). My initial offhand thought is that where Mark goes to try to get his leg over is his own affair, but that we can't have married party personalities goiong round openly trying to shag around. What people do in private is no concern of mine, but when it can be used against the party it's a different matter.'

Looks like 'hugebiceps' is in for a telling-off then. :-D

Tom the gossip
Homepage: http://82.69.12.18/lancasteruafblog/

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beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!xxxxxxxxx

09.08.2006 23:57

"Bad Habits : self satisfying " first i saw this, and fell about laughing, then i carried on and read this:-

"In My Own Words...

my ideal women would be size 16 and above,with a great sense of humour and a sexdrive to match mine.she must be straight talking and down to earth,not prudeish or stuck up.be able to take command in the bedroom "

thanks guys

:)

afa

dating agency

10.08.2006 00:15

anyone with half a brain will know that those sites were set up by joe owens who is still reeling at the fact no one gives a fuck about him, his book or his past. the mans a menace who for all intents and purposes seems to be constantly grassing on his "comrades" at every oppertunity. what kind of a man is such a loser that even the B.N.P need to be rid of him and what does it say about these imbiciles in general? as soon as they get the knock back they glady hand over information, which makes me laugh when I see them attacking searchlight, who for what its worth only need to log onto one of their vile websites and reap a harvest of information.

Bam Bam Kaboomski

hahhaa

10.08.2006 03:39

The BNP are also on My Space, they have 40 odd friends.

Roger

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10.08.2006 10:52

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For veggies

10.08.2006 20:46

www.veggiedate.org

Ruppie

Yawn.

11.08.2006 21:49

What a total non-story.

simon

Fake or not - still fucking funny

11.08.2006 23:57

Even if it's not these guys, when did people lose their sense of humour?

Mmmm

Harry

12.08.2006 17:03

Take the pencil out of your arse FFS Simon!

Yawn?

Oh my god

16.08.2006 20:02

LOL What a bunch of tarts.

Tom
Homepage: http://82.69.12.18/lancasteruafblog/

hahaha. well done to the 3

17.08.2006 00:19

I think it is funny. Here is everyone squealing, and so they take a pic to enrage everyone. Thumbs up to you all.

max

Those who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones

18.08.2006 16:44

Im shocked that a you have attempted to make political capital over a few bnp supporters using a dating agency and even more supprised that one is rubbished for being married... Who recently payed a mail prostitute to do unspeakable things involving human feecies ?(and he was married).. Which Married deputy priminister was caught bonking his secutary recently?. and who was found dead some years ago with womens clothing on, a rope arround his neck and an orrange in his mouth?. This kind of propaganda writen by frightened, uneducated simpletons is holding our country back.

Richard Annets

The Boys Are Back In Town

20.08.2006 11:31

The Boys Are Back

We love being talked about, but please leave our photo up. Indymedia is our second fave site, after Faceparty of course!!!

The REAL Mark Collett
Homepage: http://www.faceparty.co.uk

LOL!

21.08.2006 01:47

Cheeky, but that IS a bloody funny photo!

Dronfield antiracist

Sordid Nazi Sex Cult

30.10.2006 23:42

The Sunday People newspaper reported that Nick Griffin's bodyguard Martin Reynolds, 37, searches faceparty for teenage girls to participate in sordid sex orgies

http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=top-bnp-aide-is-sleazy-swinger-&method=full&objectid=18009440&siteid=93463-name_page.html and Bradford's Telegaph and Argus newspaper also reported another local Yorkshire BNP bigwig, married man and Bradford BNP organiser, "cocksure" millionaire Queensbury garage owner Paul Cromie, having sent photos of himself participating in swingers parties

http://www.thisisbradford.co.uk/news/tibnews/display.var.992381.0.porn_email_probe_into_bnp_councillor.php.

Now we know why the fash congregate on teen website Faceparty. They are dogging pals....

It must be catching, lol!!!

So much for their push for family values, the bloody neo-nazi hypocrities.

Linda Lovelace
Homepage: http://uaf.org.uk

The problem being what, exactly?

30.12.2006 19:47

This story has all the hallmarks of being a ruse, as a means for throwing some mud at a briefly-notorious, fringe party.

It should be obvious that anyone can fake a few photos in Photoshop or The Gimp for humorous affect, just as it is possible to register fake 'dating profiles' on public web sites.

On the other hand of course, it could all be entirely true. If it is, then so what? They aren't doing anything illegal and notwithstanding the allegations of infidelity, they're not doing anything dreadfully immoral - by today's standards.

Perhaps a satirical expose of the hypocrisies of those who actually are running this country would be in order. Some possible pointers would be some work by Gilbert & George, given the Photoshop treatment and Mark Oaten. You could expand the range somewhat by offering a Flash animation of Hangman, featuring a Tory MP, a length of rope, an orange and some women's underwear.

If that isn't enough, you could consider some 'office politics' featuring the Minister and his Secretary - during worktime and using public resources. Then of course, if you're a fan of the archers, you could publish what The Sun couldn't bring itself to do- Poof in Boots, featuring Ron Davies.

Are you getting the drift by now?

London non-racist

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